What are they going to do with two nackered piss bags and $3?

Ah, I know why!
I’m an airline pilot and I am also one of the few captains qualified to fly into the Hailey aka Ketchum aka Sun Valley airport. We routinely fly a lot of rich assholes up there. However because of the specific challenges of flying into a box canyon, the minimums for approaches can be quite high leading…

What they don’t mention is that half of that weight savings was accounted for by the passengers being thrown from the cabin.

Formula Thong

Have you tried selling it to David?

Please, I do that anyway.

Seriously. England already has enough tools.

Call it the weekly Jalopnik hate bait.

I guess I’ll type it as a nudge before someone turns it into a bludgeon.

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

by your definition

Id generally stay away from anybody who dresses like that!

Also, this one appears to be brown.

That is an incredibly ugly vehicle.

50 radial 12 cylinders in a row, like a massive tube of power.

Cocaine Elaine. Jesus, come on.

The larger spoiler was added on the revised model because the original version had a tendency to submarine.

Oh, that’s easy. It’s because they’re like 5 hours ahead.