The matches have been repackaged as The Cousins Cup presented by Incestry.com

I appreciate how the rest of the Jalopnik staff is picking up the slack of weird posts during Jason’s absence. First the Ford patent for the carnival ride robot car, which I legit thought was a Torch drawing about how he could improve cabin space utilization, or maybe it could have been a made up Fartzenwagen from a…

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

There’s 195 countries, churro. Dude’s gonna be dumb as a Trump by the time it’s over.

This was the absolute stupidest show that I ever liked. It had the worst writing - which I don’t think you can entirely blame on translation - and was pretty unforgivably racist, but I still got a kick out of America-bot beating the shit out of Portugal-bot, which was for some reason a literal fucking clown.

It was nice of Vargas to put him to sleep so Salka could understand what Dreamers feel like.

Salka needs a wall to defend him from Mexicans, because he clearly cannot do it himself.

I rented one in 2000 for a month through Europe and have an old photo of the digital speedometer reflecting 169 kmh (105 mph). They were quicker than they needed to be. I’m looking for it in the haunted portion of my basement. I’ll post it if I find it.

I don’t know which is happier, the car or the guy.

However, Fernández’s lawyer Ralph Fernandez (no relation).

Don’t you dare downplay the effect “Big Curling” has on your institutions, you hoser.

If my understanding of history repeating itself is correct, 200 hundred years from now, a certain group of people will claim that the impending civil war was the result of a states’ rights debate over car efficiency standards instead of the gross mistreatment of African Americans by pretty much all of our institutions.

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

Sorry, I thought your post was in another thread... Kinja’d!

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

Austria, the country whose two greatest achievements have been convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

Well this will be welcome news for those wishing for the Australian auto industry to come back.