That was my very first thougt. Dude walks and falls just like a human. Next they will aspire to be better than human. Yikes.

Don’t expect me to feel sorry for the rich getting taxed to benefit a greater good. It’s an idea that this country should get behind all along.

Guys, this is not a fuck up.

He’s becoming more human than ever.

Because it is human to err.

This is stage fright.

Humans experience stage fright.

ATLAS is alive.

“become so safe that pilots routinely go through an entire career without ever experiencing engine trouble serious enough to result in an in-flight shutdown,”

Just to Be That Guy: The Sword in the Stone is NOT Excalibur.

This sword Excalibur is from the movie Excalibur, released in 1981.

Right! It’s almost like people who go to better schools and are exposed to more educated people in their immediate vicinities and interactions might have an opportunity to increase their IQs that someone less advantaged wouldn’t. Not like anyone is born with a 170

I would generally say that any person who brings up IQ “differences between people” is trying to justify their racism with a misunderstanding of social science.

I can’t imagine the monster who would slice off all of the tread from a Conservative Firebrand’s tires.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

Raises an excellent question: at what point should the Secret Service simply stop providing its services to people who either are unwilling to work within the bounds of the SS’s limitations or go out their way to make the job difficult to impossible to actually perform?

Not able to fully watch the video right now (at work), but scrubbed along the progress bar and didn’t see gout mentioned. Therefore, the list is incomplete.

Please Don’t pander to me, seriously. It’s insulting to me and every reader here who knows better You tried to put one over on us twice and you’re still doing it, still brutalizing the English language to leave “from Russia” in there when it has no fucking business being in there.

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It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.

Next Trump tweet:

Abso-frelling-lutely - I expect lots of “hot point” crap to spew from the hobgoblin for the next several days as congress votes to destroy the health care system for all but the rich.

well.. america cant even let them use the bathrooms they identify with.. so its par for the course really..

Yeah, the headline seems to want to blame the Pentagon, when the article itself includes this:

Most military personal of US enemies are led to believe that they have the Superior firepower and technology. That is why so many of these countries solders seem to want to taunt us into a fighting. If they knew the truth they wouldn’t want to be anywhere near our ships or personal. Saddam’s army and air force…