Don’t try to buy this? Then what are all of my sharks supposed to wear Andrew? Hats like some common pigeon?!? 

Fixed it

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

You’re assuming South Korea will still be on the map in a couple months...

can’t cross...a golf course

Nice price or crack pipe for the Jeep, I wonder?

He’s not going to get rid of anything that enables monopolies. He’s just going to make it easier for them to use their monopoly position to price gouge.

I too trust my telemarketer to fix my teeth

Pai has openly criticized concerns over the death of net neutrality as “hysterical prophecies of doom.”

and they do.

“In the meantime, conspiracy culture has gone mainstream. According to a 2013 Gallup poll, most Americans don’t believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone when he shot JFK”

Hopefully they don’t do any air-to-air drills with the F-22 while in Alaska or the MIC will have $1T of egg on their face.

I can’t shake the thought that spherical wheels might actually be a good idea once someone is brave enough to try it.

So are they going to help the poor car too?

Do not Google image search elephantiasis

The Nyan bear!

Personally, mine were made when jumping from a Vietnam vintage prop plane that belched black smoke from the engines the entire time they ran. I ran out the back deck on a January day from 15k feet with an outside temperature of -20 at altitude, and pulled the chute at 5k feet. Of the guys from work who went through…