Fixed it

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

The ship, an inflatable landing boat, was sunk by a walrus

C3: Okay, folks, thank you all for gathering today. We called this emergency meeting to discuss the overwhelming press coverage of the new C8 and what must be done to divert attention away from it.

You’re assuming South Korea will still be on the map in a couple months...

can’t cross...a golf course

Nice price or crack pipe for the Jeep, I wonder?

and they do.

Hopefully they don’t do any air-to-air drills with the F-22 while in Alaska or the MIC will have $1T of egg on their face.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

Two things

I spend a lot of time driving on the 5 through Camp Pendleton and it’s always so neat to see the Marines doing training exercises on the thin strip of land between the freeway and the ocean. I hope the injured are able to heal quickly!

I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

MD 20-20. Don’t ask.

Don’t expect me to feel sorry for the rich getting taxed to benefit a greater good. It’s an idea that this country should get behind all along.

I can’t imagine the monster who would slice off all of the tread from a Conservative Firebrand’s tires.

This, of course, is the top notch investigating that I come here for! Well done as always, sir, well done!

Please Don’t pander to me, seriously. It’s insulting to me and every reader here who knows better You tried to put one over on us twice and you’re still doing it, still brutalizing the English language to leave “from Russia” in there when it has no fucking business being in there.

It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.