One of his daughters died as well.

I had about 3 minutes to get something.  And I needed to factor in 2 minutes and 30 seconds of standing in line while the people in front of me in the Trader Joe’s line chatting about their weekends with the clerks. I grabbed the apples from the front of the store. 

I have a friend who also practice reiki remotely. I just ignore that part of her so we can continue to be friends.

Out of all the offerings at trader Joe’s you selected 2 bags of dried apples?!? WTF. 

A lot cheaper, and now “cramp-free”...

People are incredibly suggestible. Every age has had their hucksters and snake oil salesmen. Social media just makes it easier and cheaper to reach a wider audience.

there’s no scientific evidence that Reiki or other types of energy healing are effective in reducing pain, anxiety, or depression

I was running late for a train once. But I was really hungry. So I ran into Trader Joes and grabbed two bags of dried apples. And I ate them on the train. So I had to sit there for 2 hours on a train while feeling the gas developing.

I like how y’all pathetically try to dismiss everything as “smears” whenever someone points out faults with your cult leader. Get over it. 

As always, the left remains it’s own worst enemy. Nobody alive can survive these purity tests.

A lot of the in-depth profiles I’ve seen have pretty consistently noted that evangelicals may not like Trump’s moral flaws, but they are willing to set them aside as long as he continues to support “pro-Evangelical” policy. As long as they win in the long run, it doesn’t really matter how they get there. 

The one thing you’re forgetting about the Christian Right and Evangelicals is that the God they worship is the one that stares back at them with smug satisfaction every time they look in the mirror.

Historians will be doing studies years from now on this collection of assholes when teaching about cults. Meaning his brain dead, emotionally stunted followers. Any one of these brain dead fucks that thinks this wheezing bag of dick tips and phlegm gives two shits about abortion is duller than a butter knife…

Wait....Eric and Don Jr. aren't aborted fetuses? That's news to me

Too bad he didn’t pay for three more.

Not just the 53% that are wrong on this. It’s also all these people who claim to be Christian yet they support people and policies solely meant to hurt others. Seriously, anyone who calls themselves a Christian and supports Trump is either a hypocrite, a fool, or both. That fucker breaks half of the commandments on a…

This is the American right in a nutshell.

The fact that we’re not constantly tasting our sweaty balls all summer is all the proof I need to know these guys are lying.