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I guess it just wasn't his... cup of tea.

Why don’t you ever link to the kickstarter?

I suffer from this quite a bit. Sometimes it's a loud noise, sometimes it's some other sort of loud auditory hallucination. Once I was awoken in the middle of the night to the sound of a man yelling at me to "Get out of my bed!" Needless to say there was no one there.

Maybe if they don't want people to panic over it they shouldn't call it exploding head syndrome?

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

It indicates that dark matter is diffuse, or that it clumps into dense grains like matter does as stars in galaxies.

We can indirectly detect matter by seeing the effect its gravity has on things around it. For example, in the image below there are at lot of deformations and gravitational lensing artifacts that cannot be explained simply by the gravity of the objects we can see.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

"I thought of all the things I wanted from a partner and became that person myself."

This is something I'm slowly realizing. My life dream was to be married to a great guy with an amazing career and I'd just take care of him. That was it. All I wanted. And then at 30 and a failed 9 year relationship I realized that it wasn't going to happen. So I went to grad school and started doing the types of

Good for her. I don't share most of her criteria for a mate (actually, I think our only overlapping ones are "brilliant" and "makes me laugh"), but she probably doesn't care about some things that I think are crucial.

There are so many bands I feel this way about, but I think blink-182 really tops that list. It's hard to grow up and realize most/all the bands you loved in your youth are actually shit, but thankfully that doesn't obligate you to hate them. Music is a powerful thing and I can still lie down and listen to songs from

Blink 182 captured what it's like to be a 13-14 year old boy better than any band in history. I can put on any one of their albums up through take off your pants and jacket (get it!) and immediately be transported back to a time when sex was something I joked about with my friends but was desperately afraid of having.

the Smashing Pumpkins were my Blink-182. So many feelings.

OMG what the hell is that??

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

1. my fave Maher quote: "The only person who got fired over 9/11 was me." He got canned from his ABC show "Politically Incorrect" for saying on the air that, whatever else you wanted to say about the 19 hijackers, they were not cowards.