I this is just off the coast of it.

Whenever I see a story like this I’m just so grateful I managed to quit driving. 

Taft is the answer to around 43% of all presidential trivia questions. And not just US presidents.

Well, fat is flavor.

Plus, I heard he was eaten by wolves.

I’m sure he would prefer not to be remembered as Taylor Swift’s most generic boyfriend, just like William Howard Taft would have preferred not to be remembered for the White House bathtub thing. But such is life

The streaming service that makes Freevee look like Crackle.

You rightfully mention it, but I just think it bears repeating: God damn, that is a great soundtrack! It’s almost “This is Spinal Tap” in how the songs are both a pitch-perfect pastiche and excellent sincere contribution to the form.

One word: Dawes.

Can we lock him in a room with Ted Cruz?

You can’t just pound on your keyboard and expect us to believe those are the names of real people.

That’s the biggest head-scratcher for me. Leaving aside his rancid bigotry, who today is thinking, “You know who crowds lose their shit for? The 9th guy on the call-sheet of Adam Sandler’s latest Netflix joint.”

You think his anti-vax stance alone would be enough to keep a HEALTH CARE foundation from booking him. The filthy content is just lagniappe.

You are at just the right age, I must say!

I get this reference because I too am old.

And Ed Grimly wept!

Yes, we should be informed if someone we’re reading about is abhorrent and odious.

“Why are you going to watch my movie, when - “ [miracle occurs] “Oh.” And just like that, Ashton Kutcher was never heard from again. 

Ha! Lol.
“Seat me now or I’ll play with your brain.”

There might have been some “You know who I am.”