Cheers!

Well I hate Anne Hathaway and her over-eager-theater-kid energy!

No, no, no, say it like Yosemite Sam! "OOOOOOOH, I HATES THEM NEPO BABIES!!!"

Off-topic, but: GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS, BITCHES!

Oh wow, I loved Los Espookys and Problemista but had no idea Torres has a new show coming this soon. What a pleasant surprise. His style of humor matches my own to a T.

“I say we take off and exorcise the entire site from orbit--it’s the only way to be sure.”

That’s exactly why I could never get onboard with The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra despite loving Ed Wood’s movies and other similar schlock. It’s one thing to make a campy movie not getting that you are doing so and quite another thing to do it intentionally and wink at the audience.

This movie sounds amazingly strange.

89 years old.

It’s official: my headcanon now includes M going blind and mistaking Pierce Brosnan for Daniel Craig.

This is terrible news for the world of cinema, but by god she has given us some magic.

No, this is sabotage (although I realize that nobody under 45 will recognize this).

She says sa-bo-tage, I say sah-boh-tahge.

Sounds like a raunchy comedy in the making.

Heck, he never got over Spy Magazine calling him a “short fingered vulgarian”, he didn’t seem to have a problem with the vulgarian part, but implying that he had small hands was a bridge too far. He was still harassing the writer long after Spy Magazine stopped publication, I think almost right up until he ran for…

My favorite Onion headline from around the time Supersize Me was in theaters:

Good work, friend. Pithy wordplay headlines are a dying breed, and that makes me very sad. I still think back fondly on IGN’s glowing review of Wonder Woman, titled simply: AMAZON DELIVERS.

so you’re saying just a four-minute ovation at cannes