Bobby is a fusion chef? Please let this be the start of the King of the Hill crossover with The Bear that no one asked for but that we all desperately need.

“The target’s name is Leroy Kinselman. This guy was responsible for over four hundred bootleg copies of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, and our boys in the tech lab believe he may have been the single biggest factor in the collapse and sale of Broderbund Software in 1998, as his pirate copies flooded the market,…

I’m seein’ double here! Four Blueys!

The “fusion” is just adding nutmeg

What until she sees his take on “Spa-Peggy and Meatballs”.

The smaller one. 

It seems so obvious when Filoni puts it in these terms.

You know, I had to look them up last time someone mentioned that sweet Laurel Canyon sound...

It’s just regular old PEMDAS: Paramount+, Exponents, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Subtraction

I can't figure out the order of operations in that headline.

I deeply appreciate the attention and care paid to Albini in this obit. He was an asshole, but absolutely embodied the values and work ethic and drive to listen to yourself instead of the bullshit pushed on you by society that made a lot of music really powerful. I’d already loved a lot of his output, but the…

People stood in line to buy tuckets to the movies the fucking trailer was premiering at, which IIRC first started showing up about six months before the movie, so yeah it was about as hyped at it gets.  I saw the trailer a bit later and just the Star Wars theme made the hair on my arms stand up.  I’ve never been so…

I went to The Phantom Menace this weekend and it’s just as corny as it’s always been.  There is a very good movie in there somewhere, but Lucas just couldn’t help himself. 

It is and you just think it isn't.

There are still Episode I Pepsi vending machines out in the world, and people map them out and visit them.  I think that alone speaks volumes.

I took the time to download the trailer over dialup. The i watched it about 80o times on my 50 lb, 21" CRT monitor. So, yes.

Better to set a volume limit than a unit limit, lest he starts dragging one of those five gallon water dispenser jugs around with him

At least he doesn’t toss his piss bottles out of his car window like assholes in my state.

If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

and with that, Kinja gets one step closer to the experience of sitting on a CB radio in the Flying J parking lot.