Alien: Earth

“Well, it says it’s a prequel to Rosemary’s Baby, but I’m just not convinced...”

It’s amazing how close we were to losing “America’s Hitler” this weekend.

I don’t think Mr. T is going anywhere. Last week, the Grim Reaper tried to ply his trade with T and was subsequently thrown into outer space, later remarking “Damn! That Mr. T throws helluva far!”

His ass is gonna blow in heaven now.

All that time I spent in front of my theater attempting to dissuade families from watching this crap was for nothing???

Bonus points if they let you toggle between this and the 1987 version (though I’ll concede the ‘83 one was better).

Shelley Duvall rocks. RIP.

Does the Fartometer measure the loudness of the fart, the smelliness of the fart, or a combination of the two?

So I tried to find the Crazy Frog commercial that I remember from the early aughts on YouTube and I’m realizing that every single official Crazy Frog video has views in the millions if not billions. WTF? This has to be the work of bots, right? I haven’t heard anyone reference Crazy Frog in two decades and yet its…

...the “Genitals” section listed under “Controversies” on his Wikipedia page...

That’s literally the only scene I remember from this movie, and it’s only because I had a friend in high school who would lose their shit any time he recalled it.

Why?

RIP. I still consider Chinatown my all-time favorite movie, and I was always kind of proud of how influential my hometown of Eugene, OR was to his career.

How is the money? How does all the money move? How does it work?

Stunt Butt Costner was my favorite.

My World of Flops

Finally, a fellow Spider-Man 3 fan!

Looking at that header image not that closely makes me think Zac Efron is wearing a chin prosthetic.

Where can I find this Land of Women on a map?