Larry Squatter and the Wizard's Rock.

Other future Snyder franchises:

In the short term these mergers boost the stock prices for both companies, which is what he needs. 

Warner Bros Discovery Paramount WISHES their corporate synergy was as strong as your comment-username synergy.

We know Zaslav loves reality TV, so presumably it’d all be amateur sex tapes.

[Looks for 10 other people willing to spell out Oppenheimer on their chests]

That photo will never not make me laugh.

Only after they turn it into a Broadway Musical.

Username checks out.

It would put the title in a different light. I thought most characters on the show were supposed to love Raymond in a familial way.

It never recovered after Fleming left.

Only after Cameron tried replacing them all with Muggsy Bogues...turns out, he can’t act.

It’s only fair. The Christian Broadcasting Network became the home of gay witches and bisexual alcoholics.

Harvard’s mocking of Love Story during orientation is one of the few things I genuinely laugh at about the undergraduate experience there - since the link probably won’t work, just search for the article “The Disease: Fatal. The Treatment: Mockery” from the NYT in 2010.

Ever since I saw Evil Dead 2, this is the first thing I think of when I see A Farewell to Arms.

Hell yeah. Hard work playing your own character and your character’s son.

Please, please, please have Tom make a video where he’s sitting on a pile of cash after signing and goes “Hey. Elon. Wanna guess where all that money Disney saved on Twitter advertising went?”

Before! After!

And not be responsible for setting the building on fire.  

If you describe your own actions as taking “courage,” you better have, like, saved children from a burning building.