Next on Lifetime, Eight Maids A-Milking, Volume 12.

Santa Claus: Cumming Down Your Chimney

We’re gonna need you to post proof to back up your heinous, and titillating, accusations.

I hear that part was inspired by one of her ex boyfriends

You don’t hear me complaining about that 

Kind of a slow news day I guess

I came for the star beast. I stayed for the contrabulus fabtraptions.

A current Doctor should travel into an old episode "Trials and Tribble-ations" style.

as an incurable Classic Who nerd, I need this.

I had a similar idea where they made a Doctor Who story just like they did one of the multi-part stories of the 1980s down to how the filmed it. I have no doubt David Tennant would totally be up for something like that.

Yes, one extremely irritating trend is people treating everything they do, no matter how terrible, as primarily being part of their personal journey. The primary concern about Haddish driving drunk is not whether she becomes a more contented person. It’s not about her. She is not the protagonist of a story in which…

None of that justifies her putting other people in danger. A rich celebrity can certainly afford to pay for a driver when they drink. I hope she gets the consequences she deserves this time around.

She’s going through something, obviously. She survived foster care, homelessness and abuse; those demons are hard to shake. She said her life changed when her mother got into a car accident. Unresolved issues sometimes leaves people re-playing elements of trauma so I’m not surprised by this. I hope somene she trusts…

So he’s suing over the reporting of things he said and did....in public?

It’s all about the Bene Ge$$erits.

He poured gasoline all over it.

I just can’t believe the 126-year-old Glen Powell is hooking up with pre-term fetus Sydney Sweeney.

“We wish he could be our dad.”

“No one wants to work anymore!”