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We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

I really thought the show was about the time when they were forming the national park and I assumed Costner was pro-park because that’s his vibe, while his neighbors were fighting against the government acquiring so much land.

I thought this show takes place in the past?

Katharine Hepburn? What the hell kinda tree is that?

What kind of tree will her casket be made from?

Ha! More recently I was wondering what’s Frevee? Freeform? STAN?

and she should make movies like Monster’s Other Ball, Bored Fish, Sigh Another Day, Bulwurst and The Rich Man’s Car

It’s got a z instead of an s so you know we aren’t talking about outer space stars.

And to think the way things are going, Starz may out live HBO, as we know it.

STARZ has been around but not for decades though. It does have some good risque shows. It is a survivor of the cable vs streaming wars and it’s a keeper.

I do my best whorin' around Easter & St. Paddy's, so I guess we each stay in our lanes?

I’d say you should ditch her, but what are you going to do with half an F-35?

Weirdest Candyman sidequel...

“Hold my beer.”

I once bought a ticket to see “Salaam Bombay” because the movie poster showed a smiling Indian boy and the phrase “The Feel-Good Hit of the Summer” was printed over the top. It was, without a doubt, the most depressing movie I’ve ever seen. They may as well have taken “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and marketed it as a…

On this theme, I will rant aat any opportunity about the egregious lie that was the poster for “Reign Of Fire”. I was promised a dragons vs Apache gunships battle over central London, dammit!

I’d vote for any ban that includes that Ryan Reynolds/Will Ferrell whatever Spirited ad I see everywhere.  What the fuck is it?  Am I supposed to just think it’s about two guys that might run?  I mean I assume it’s another Christmas war of the dads movie like Deck the Halls or Jingle All The Way, but seriously, it’s…

My cinema had a F-35 Lightning II/Large Popcorn bundle deal, so it just made sense to buy it.

You are joking (I guess) but whenever I search “MiG” (I’m a fan) you really do get results like “MiG-29 for sale”.