That show made me understand why so many TV kids dial up the cute and spunky aspects, because that uncharismatic loaf of bread was the most painful thing about Two And A Half Men.

Are you fucking kidding me with this? Ignoring WKRP in Cincinnati?

Gentlebeings, gentlebeings! It’s everyone’s answer to everything, if they know what’s good for them. *cracks knuckles*

Isn’t that your answer to everything?

Lance on Longinus of the moon?

Sex work. The answer is sex work. 

My suspicion is there isn’t one. The whole thing has a very impulsive, off-the-cuff feel to it, from the initial offer to retracting it to abruptly giving up on retracting it when it was clear it would be a legal pain in the ass. Every move he’s made and instantly cancelled fell through because of very predictable…

“Musk’s team apparently shut off badge access to the building for the weekend shortly after the deadline for the ultimatum passed, reportedly out of concerns about sabotage. (Non-Elon-based sabotage, we mean.)”

Don’t they have paparazzi on Krypton?

I think we are all in the process of reading Perry’s book—one anecdote at a time. I’m afraid it’s unavoidable, unless we disconnect wi-fi for the next 6 months.

Seems like the lesson here is you should take the time to write a good script before you start filming. Who could have imagined?

Yep. Prior to deactivating, he did that to me. I had him blocked forever, since the pedo diver BS. 

I read somewhere that Kid Rock makes music people who how exactly what the Sudafed purchase limit is at Walgreens.

It’s true. I know three people personally, all nobodies like myself with a 100 or so followers, and two of them had Musk go from blocked to muted and for the other Musk was just unblocked entirely. It’s utterly bizarre. And apparently even people who have him blocked (or reblocked him) are still having his tweets show…

I used to think “money can’t buy you happiness” was nonsense to keep poor people in their station, but Elon Musk has so much money and spends all his time arguing with people online and desperately seeking validation that he’s cool. He’s truly miserable.

Who the fuck keeps asking for more James Corden?

Imagine going to all the hard work, trouble and heartache of producing a TV show , only for half your potential audience to immediately lose interest when they find out that the fat faced walking charisma deficit that is James Corden plays a main character.

I don’t care how much you dislike an artist’s contributions, that’s a fucked up thing to say.

This is very sad news, and even more sadly, not at all surprising.
How do we (as a society) watch people with obvious mental health issues implode before our eyes - or worse yet, use it as entertainment?

Is Cavill auditioning for Commandant Lasard?