Just because the name Liam Neeson kinda sounds like the name Leslie Neilsen does not make this a good idea at all.

I wouldn’t count on it. Granted, TFG claims to have never taken a drink of alcohol, but given his terrible diet, fatness, and notorious lack of exercise, he, for example, should have died decades ago.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past, as we finally watch Kevin fuck himself.

I used to watch Murder, She Wrote with my grandmother; I lived with her for a brief time while my parents were going through a difficult patch. To this day those are some of my nicest childhood memories, sitting in front of the TV eating Riesens and doughnuts and watching Angela Lansbury solve crimes. Rest easy and in…

Hm, the German film industry did put out a lot of superhero movies in the 1920s...

I’d be as disillusioned as Moore if I thought I’d written sufficiently pathetic, disgusting repudiations of the fascist superhero mindset and people decided to unironically declare “Veidt was right!” and “Rorschach is the hero we need!” Then you have all those Thin Blue Line chucklefucks who emblazon Punisher skulls…

Which got us this answer by Patton Oswalt.

weird

I thought Gorillza didn’t do live shows anymore because it was too much of a strain on the animators?

my my

I’m in.

Just as long as the characters get biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.

I want a scene where a bizarre event occurs and the characters respond with “So, that just happened.” That’s hilarious and never gets old!

I just want a training montage in which the characters comment they're in a training montage. 

I am so taken aback that this looks shockingly competent and entertaining. Not in love with Pratt, but the animation and style looks really good honestly.

But I listen to it.

*farts*

I thought it was a breezy little flick. 

Rating films by their box office is like the football fan equivalent to films

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