...Volunteer Proofreader? I never would have guessed your day job. 

And she had four children while on the throne, too! Although I bet it felt like you were giving birth at some point during those two hours.

I really want to see an AVC hack write an essay on, oh, I dunno, cheese.

I looked away for another five seconds and now there’s Yeezy Steaks and Yeezy Plaza Hotels and Casinos.

I have a radio in my car.

Aren’t you supposed to present the top 10 in a list that search engines will like? You didn’t even do the normal thing of having an ad between your two #1s so the list would end in a #9.

Hey, his flight issues are part of his method acting as Indy, whom as we know can “fly yes, land no”.

I’m going to personally draw a giant penis tower on every poster with a Sharpie. 

This is going to keep happening until the indoor-granite-fountain industry gets serious about safety.

I know Black Adam is a is a passion project for The Rock, but I really think he’d be an incredible Superman. Maybe he’s too bulked up to make a convincing Clark Kent, but it would be fun and drive the MAGA/Kokatu in Action crowd crazy.

“Half of America probably thinks we are divorced”

Well done, you filthy whore, well done XD

I let someone jam a pencil in my ear so I could model for the Electriclarryland album cover and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and having to constantly remind people to stand on my right side if they want to talk to me.

I’m the anatomy model from the In Utero cover. Do you know how traumatizing it is to think about how many strangers have seen my musculature?

There’s two different Bee Girls. The one in the video was Heather DeLoach, a child actor who was also doing television work like ER and The Nanny, while the one on the album cover (which came out before the video) was the sister of one of the members of Blind Melon.

I feel kind of bad for the album Bee Girl. Do you…

As the dog from the Raditude cover, let me tell ya... all the legs I can hump, baby. 

The real Bee Girl (or more accurately, I imagine, her parents) tried really hard to cash in on her 15 minutes. I wonder how much she got paid for the album and video?

Here’s our meet cute: I find out that you’re not drowning in money from that cover, but I’m ok with it because I actually have a bee fetish.

Well, at least New AV Club is continuing the Old AV Club tradition of hyping some random movie to the hilt only to ultimately give it a C-.

I feel bad for all the stage crew and roadies who were working for the Weeknd.