Mickey Mouse? This ain’t even Betty Boop. 

He has a particular set of skills...

“Just give him the cheese!”

Obligatory:

“You come at the King, you best not miss” - Steve Urkel

Gummi

Interestingly, Schneider’s “Head of the Class” cast mate is now the president of Nickelodeon.

Serious question from a non-American: Can you not just go down to the corner store and buy a gun to shoot them with?

Exactly!  They are just as bad as slideshows (if not worse)

I’ll tell ya what it is, he’s got that BDE. Big De Niro Energy.

I think the Keaton Batman factor is the major sticking point with a number of the worked up.

Probably not.
But that’s OK. That’s what people around here are into. Maybe there are forums somewhere of rom-com fans, angry that some film starring Lauren Graham and David Boreanaz is shelved, and they don’t care about Batgirl.

That terrible Wonder Woman TV pilot got leaked eventually, as did Corman’s FF and the Captain America with the rubber ears. This probably will too.

We just need to see The Day The Clown Cried and complete episodes of Turn On.

no, movies are shelved all the time, but rarely romcoms get so much hype beforehand so it’s fair reaction that people were bummed out.

Hey, keep a slot open for the day when Zaslav is stripped down to his comically worn down underwear and pilloried in the middle of town square.

Hopefully it’s got real shoddy special effects to make it comically terrible.

Candy Apple Island?! Whatta they got there?

That’s insane! I refill mine several times a day, as soon as the water gets cold I fill it again. 

More cartoons cancelled:

I don’t want people to see the fucking pipes of my toilet. I don’t want them to see how I’m making the sausage.