He says they’re “overused these days” and are just there for the sake of naked people rather than being actually “beneficial to a movie.”

“Why did Lucas keep working in the same thing? Why did Roddenberry keep working in the same thing?...

Don’t be so quick to call it a bomb; industry analysts are predicting Argylle will bring in $193.5 million on Saturday.

*studies header image for a few minutes*

Oh cool, The Beekeeper beat Mean GIrls at the box office. And hey, they’re both tied with Godzilla Minus One and The Boys In The Boat somehow!

That’s bad.

I think this is a good idea, however you’re missing a few key things that would make it absolutely great:

The popcorn sold at the concession stand contains potassium benzoate.

Gabriel LaBelle: (clears throat) Show. Shoowww. Shoooowwww. Shoow. Shoooowwwwww. Shooooowwww.

I took facial math in college. It was an enormous load but it came to me easily.

The Golden Age of Television began with that episode of Frasier where Niles makes the half-court shot, and ended right afterwards.

Emma: I won the Academy Award for Best Actress.

Ohhh, it’s cookware. I thought I was getting a different kind of dutch oven from Taylor Swift.

Be careful what you wish for. Weird Al was on in the 80s, made himself look like a jerk in front of millions of people, and didn’t even get a lousy copy of their home game.

Ayer also reported that he got stung a lot because he wore black socks on set, and bees apparently hate the color black, because “they think that it’s a bear.”

Too bad this came out before the series ended. They could’ve had an animation of Meadow struggling to parallel park if you were playing badly.

Don’t be silly, she’s obviously wearing a diaper.

Night Swim should’ve done some kind of cross-promotional thing with a brand of liquor just so they could use the tagline “Alcohol and Night Swim; it’s a winning combination!”

Disney: We look forward to working with you, then firing you.

It’s “medium talent Chevy Chase”, dammit!