Everything entering the public domain this year besides Steamboat Willie

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It would’ve phenomenal if Twister ended exactly the same way, with Bill Paxton running to embrace Helen Hunt, only to see her crushed to death by that flying cow.

I hope this sequel features a tornado so powerful that it picks up a bull and turns it into a steer.

Well, it says “Ringo Star” so I’m assuming this isn’t former Beatle Ringo Starr.

Interestingly, I’ve seen both the Hershey’s Kisses bell commercial and the M&Ms “He does exist!” commercial as upscaled YouTube ads this year, both of which were playing ad nauseam when I was a kid in the mid 90s.

The greatest Christmas commercial of all time is the one where Santa persuades Fred Flintstone into sharing his Fruity Pebbles with Barney:

Wow, all of these products are fantastic and I can’t believe they’re being sold at such low, low prices! Thank you, AV Club, for informing your consumers of these amazing deals!

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War Is Over! Inspired by the Music of John & Yoko

I look forward to Zack Snyder’s Crusade of the Lost Temple - Part One: The Ark of Doom.

Axios says that WBD’s market value is more than double Paramount’s, so “any merger would not be of equals”—which is to say that WBD would be consuming the deep-in-debt Paramount

It’s surprisingly easy to catch a David Lynch out in the wild with Cheetos. I’ve lead him into the back of a van with a trail of Cheetos. I’ve used Cheetos on a fishing line to catch him (I had to throw him back due to zone regulations). Hell, I once wrote the word “Cheetos” on a piece of cardboard and placed it…

“I don’t care if it made a bajillion dollars, Barbie was fucking stupid and anyone who liked it is an idiot. Oppenheimer rules! Whooooooo!!”

Who could forget that classic moment when Taylor Swift stopped in the middle of her latest hit song (you know the one) to fart into a microphone?

I hope they make a live-action adaptation of this new anime.

(bitterly, through clenched teeth) Nine seasons and they never paid off Ray’s Oedipal complex.

It’s strange how much controversy has surrounded Jeopardy! since Alex Trebek’s passing.

Ohhh, so that’s why the subplot with the Chicago Bulls was cut.

“Let’s just say the conversation moved me, TO A BIGGER HOUSE!”

I hope the stress Elon Musk is feeling will cause his hair to fall out a second time.