You know, Lifetime turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

Is it true they’re extending the scene where she farts into a microphone??

Still, it’s comforting to know we won’t be seeing a Hangover 4 any time soon.

They should do an episode of Doctor Who where it has all the cliches of the original series (rock quarry alien planet, creatures made of aluminum foil, ropey special effects, shot on video indoors and film outdoors), but all the characters take it as seriously as they would otherwise.

“Got to, you know, they say with every disaster, every mistake, you got to find a win, and that’s what I’m doing, winning.”

The Art of the Dodge

“the French don’t even like themselves.”

Jill: Tim, my Tesla exploded! Did you do something to it?

Absolutely disgusting to see the almost 75 year old Glen Powell hooking up with an 18 year old Sydney Sweeney.

I hope Julianne Moore wins an Oscar for playing Georgie.

As someone remarked, it’s like burning down a building for the insurance money.”

The key to the whole show is Newman.

I think calling it The Marvels is probably hurting it at the box office. They should’ve called it Star Wars: The Rise of the Marvels or Avatar: The Way of the Marvels instead.

I always imagined myself starring in the big-budget film adaptation of Hop on Pop, except I’m holding lead weights and wearing rusty ice crampons.

...and is on track to potentially have the worst domestic opening of the entire 33-movie series, total.

He’s one of my favorites. I loved him in the thing I saw him in.

Union president Fran Drescher—who noted that the stress of negotiations led her to take more than one Zoom meeting from her bathroom...

David Zazlav better hope he doesn’t run into John Cena, who will surely crush his vacuous, money-minded head into a singularity with very little effort.

Unless this movie is just a conga line of people punching and kicking Elon Musk in the genitals, I’ll pass.

According to an update on TMZ, he choked on a screw he found in his tuna sandwich.