Lookin’ out the window, that’s a paddlin’.

NOTE: SKYWALKER DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

I give it a week, no, maybe two weeks until he leaves over “creative differences”.

FWIW, Tubi also has a ton of Lupin III content right now. I just finished watching three of the TV movies a little while ago.

I think it’d be kind of cool to see a new James Bond film set in the 50s or 60s, but more realistic and without all the silly tropes and gaudiness so often associated with the series.

The franchise will change to reflect modern times, but that’s all anyone knows

Oh, c’mon now! It’s not like there are many photos or videos of The Rock out there to reference.

For some reason, Chris Nolan thinks it’s a “sci-fi musical sports dramedy”.

I’ll watch a reboot of Star Wars if it includes a scene where Biggs drinks some blue milk and gets a little on his mustache.

Hey, wait a minute... “Legal Tender” isn’t about legal tender at all!

Actually, this was an earlier film called Alien: Cum In It.

We’ve got a lot of respect for a director who wants to rip that Band-Aid off and do the stupidest thing anyone can do: Show Ridley Scott their movie.

We could’ve gotten The Golden Palace, Frasier-style?

I don’t think there’s a single person who didn’t immediately love Korgoth after watching it, and it blows my mind that it never went to series. I’d easily trade most of AS’s low-budget garbage for just one season of Korgoth.

You only got one peni? *dramatic close-up* Let me see it.

No Xavier: Renegade Angel, no sale.

I’ve feared this day since Seinfeld went off the air twenty-five years ago. Jerry’s gone mad with power. Soon he’ll be forcing everyone at gunpoint to dress like he did: with large sporty sneakers, snug jeans, and a dress shirt so comically oversized, even Wayne Knight could run laps inside it.

No real loss there. His Michael Caine impression was dodgy at best.

Look, is he available or not?

He should’ve gone to the audition wearing an Elvis wig and played the character as a hip-swingin’ rockabilly space captain. Would’ve been better than the glowering bald authoritarian we ended up with.