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Huh, I always assumed Megalopolis was about enormous policemen.

It’s ridiculous that we’ve gotten three Equalizer movies and zero Regulator Guy movies.

They’re kind of like Legos but for small children.

“Heavy rains put out Burning Man”

$24 million to stare out towards the beautiful Montana scenery while wearing a Carhartt jacket for a few years?

He’s eating cheeseburgers in Heaven now...

Planet 3arth

Swift: I’ve got one word for you, Spider-man! *takes microphone, farts into it, Swifties go nuts*

Swift should use her box office powers to railroad a bunch of tent-pole studio movies during this strike.

I’ve resisted the temptation to cancel Max ever since these shenanigans began, and if they actually go through with this pop-up idea, I’m canceling Max once-and-for-all.

John Hammond made the mistake of being cheap and it cost him dearly, and I think a similar mistake is being made from sticking with Kinja, “The Shitty Commenting System”.

Years of playing Rad Racer made me believe I would immediately recover after driving into a palm tree at 124 mph.

That’s too bad. I was really hoping Denis Villeneuve would adapt the best book in the series: National Lampoon’s Doon.

How come people never talk about the well-adjusted, relatively normal people of Tim Burton’s films? They’re the true misfits here!

On that note, it always kind of bummed me out to see Bond wandering around the Vegas haze in Diamonds are Forever.

I love David Lynch’s Dune. It’s one of my favorite cult movies. But nowadays, if I put that movie on, and I’m horizontal, it’s lights out.

Ah well, I guess I’ll just watch the second half of David Lynch’s Dune to see how it all ends. I’m sure it will make complete sense.

So is this like an Animorphs book where they change into cats because they need to quickly land on their feet or outrun a small predator?

FROM VISIONARY FILMMAKER GARTH DAVIS

Sofia: Who taught you to behave like this??