I think he’s just saying that so when the Blu-Ray comes out with a bunch of deleted scenes, it’ll be a pleasant surprise!

Michael Bay turned into John Tesh so gradually, I didn’t even notice.

Why would I want to watch a thing like that? I chose not to watch “Choose Love”. I chose to watch somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got a million other shows to binge.

Law enforcement reportedly received a call regarding a physical dispute between a man and a woman at an Oregon residence. Bryan was no longer on the scene when they arrived, and had to be tracked down and taken to jail.

Sam, if you’re reading this, are you smelling burnt toast?

I agree; WB owes it to Greta Gerwig to let ‘er rip!

Where the fuck is my Goofy Golf Machine movie??

Barbie II: The Wrath of Ken

This may be a stupid question, but are they called scab writers because they’re covered in scabs?

Regan’s Mother: Didn’t you read my book? Just get a couple of priests who don’t mind pea soup and they’ll handle the rest. *shuts door*

Love Ivy in the series, so I’m delighted to read this.

It’s like most of the fat on his body is behind his rib cage somehow.

That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair so natural, only his undertaker knows for sure!

Same reason anyone works for Waffle House: free waffles.

David Zaslav: In light of Barbie’s success at the box office and since I’m a fucking idiot with no ability to understand WHY a film is popular, I’ve just greenlit a ton of non-satirical movies based on toy properties. Naturally, our forthcoming slate of DC movies have been turned into tax write-offs.

...Oppenheimer is a rare outlier; an intellectually weighty, emotionally rich, historically important, and socially relevant would-be summer blockbuster directed with stylish, uber-cinematic panache and aimed at mature, discerning ticket buyers...

He should start a band with Uma Thurman and Oprah Winfrey and have David Letterman emcee.

Never thought I’d say this, but I can’t wait to see the Barbie movie. This sounds fucking awesome.

Are there any films employing a “Pay it Backward” scheme where, for some reason, they pay me just for seeing it?

Pippy-poopy motherfucker, I have bologna too!