In all this furor over replacing writers and actors with AI, trying to force union members out of their homes, and publicly balking at very reasonable demands while they make millions of dollars every year, we’ve forgotten that studio execs are people too.

Shit, I remember when Angel Studios ported Resident Evil 2 to the N64. They even kept the FMV cutscenes!

What the...? Who fucking thought this would be a good idea to “float”?

Oppenheimer: (somber) Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds...

They bought three seasons of this, and I’m sure it’ll be canceled three episodes in.

Well, I make ass entertainment.

Announcer: The American Association of Shot Put Throwers would like to welcome to the stage, Harry Styles!

(Oppenheimer pulls his pants down)

Full disclosure, I only read the first 34 characters of this headline but I’m fairly certain she did actually play Catwoman once.

Mission: Impossible XXIV - So Very Tired

Clearly the solution here is to create even bigger, more expensive movies and release them fifteen-to-twenty at a time. Audiences will be so bewildered by the sheer number of releases that they’ll have no choice but to watch them all, multiple times over.

“Let’s shoot this piece of shit!”

This is my impression as well. It wasn’t until I started seeing Indy-centric articles here that I realized this film was coming out.

As an Oregonian, I have to agree with the choice of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. However I would’ve at least added Kindergarten Cop to the runners-up list.

I’d like to see a twist on the Titanic story where the ship is truly unsinkable and it manages to plow through a series of icebergs on its maiden voyage, each one stronger than the last. Later, instead of arriving at New York City, it decides to plow through the entire United States, splitting the country in two.…

Perhaps I’m biased because she wrote a sincere song called “FilthyWhore is the Greatest Person of All Time” and so her fans treat me like some sort of Greek god, but I dunno, I like this Taylor Swift.

After hemorrhaging money from The Flash, Warner Bros could save a little dough by re-releasing Poison Ivy and insisting it’s actually some sort of Multiverse supervillain origin story.

Holy shit! Primer golpe!?

Here’s the headline, boys: “Flash Crash”

(Aroused) Hon hon hooooon!