Oh fuck, I just watched this like a few months ago for the first time. This was such a fun watch.

Whoever designed that set did a great job of accentuating James Corden’s fat stupid head.

In an effort to piggyback off the success of the Mario movie, the producers of How to Blowup a Pipeline are renaming their film How to Blowup a Warp Pipe.

“All day long, I’d engage in reconnaissance...”

Now Semen is a movie that would make loads. Everyone would come for that!

Too late, Tommy Tallarico has those rights (or at least he says he does).

I’ve already bought the movie rights to the 1998 hit Playstation game Punky Skunk. Best $1.50 I’ve ever spent.

He’s only in it for the money and not the science of whipping innocent cattle at high speeds.

David Zaslav, you fucking Chiclet-toothed dipshit...

He’s a former Xbox controller modder who parlayed his modding skills into a career as an Oscar-nominated actor somehow.

Hopefully the success of this movie creates a mad rush to adapt any and all existing videogame properties into feature films, like Boogerman or Greendog: The Beached Surfer Dude.

I hope this ends with Zazlav going to prison somehow.

Same thing happened when I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show last year.

“It’s not about Pauline Kael! My movie features a female film critic in the 1970s named Pauline Hale! See? Totally different!”

AI technology has gotten really great at making people look like Clayface mid-transformation. Also, my heart swelled with pride at seeing the American flag with several stars and stripes missing.

...Donkey Kong is introduced with the DK Rap...

I have a solution that will work out for everyone: Have a scene where Kevin Costner’s character accidentally super-glues a Halloween mask on his face, and just film a body-double wearing that mask for the rest of the season.

Kind of an awesome weekend for religious movie-goers. Christians got to see His Only Son and Jesus Revolution and Satanists got Dungeons & Dragons.

I would be so unbelievably pissed off if someone pulled that prank on me.

Oof, this is going to set a bad precedent where celebrities think they can intentionally ski into people with impunity.