thefilthywhore
FilthyWhore
thefilthywhore

Can’t wait for the story of Dr. Mario:

It should be illegal to show footage of people surfing without the music of Dick Dale.

I’m seein’ double! FOUR number one movies this week!

It’s more cost-efficient to use real horses and repurpose any dead ones to make enormous batches of horse meat stew for the production crew.

I’m surprised they’re using actual horses instead of just taping a bunch of cats together.

This is fucking bullshit!!

Now I’m just a simple small-town lawyer, but it’s pretty obvious to me that they simply collided into each other like a couple of characters in a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

Apropos of nothing, I wouldn’t mind washing myself with ranch-based soap.

Elon Musk: (Squiggy voice) HELLO!

I’ve been searching for FGirl Island on my globe for an hour and I still haven’t found it. Maybe it’s just an old globe or something.

Hachi machi!

17. Will Smith

Do those gift bags include Steel Reserve beer and Necco wafers? I want to eat like an Oscar nominee too.

Dibs on the $12,000 arm liposuction procedure!!

That photo makes think there’s a scene in Scream VI where all the characters are running from the killer and they decide to hide in a poorly-lit cloak museum.

Proving yet again that it’s damn hard to go broke while filming people pretending to hit teenagers and college students with knives..

On the contrary, I think this will open up a whole series of mathematically based slideshows, like...

“1 Film With π In Its Title:

1. π”

Fred’s electric eel defibrillator: Eh, it’s a living.

Lorne: (weakly, afraid) Shoooooooow?

Since this whole situation arose from a joke that would’ve made more sense in 1997, I submit that Will and Chris resolve their differences the way everyone did that year: GoldenEye 007 multiplayer.

Facility, 2 minutes, Slappers Only