Oooooooh, I hate those Nepo Babies!

Mimics, magic missiles, and Led Zeppelin playing in the background. Yep, this is DnD alright.

...he’s scored some of the most influential films in human history...

How is that even possible?? According to cartoons, the human body only has like 12 bones!

“I Am Walrus”

CUT TO:

Apple TV+? Jesus, he must be desperate...

Well, that’s the difference between a good defense lawyer and a great defense lawyer.

Free.

You forgot to ask him if he still hangs out with the ghost boy from Three Men and a Baby and about his disturbing association with the Stonecutters.

Bullshit. I asked him repeatedly and his response every time was, “lol no.”

*eyes dart back and forth, then* Gotta go!

Once again, the beetle-browed Marvel fanboys once relegated to the cacophonous cesspool we call the “greys” have been proven wrong by our Lord and Savior J.C. and his magnificent film (not movie, FILM) Avatar: The Way of Water. Pity. I sincerely hope when the revolution comes that they are first against the wall.

Hey baby, I hear the house is burning,
Flue fires and faulty wiring (mercy!)

So are Italian pigeons exceptionally slow and stupid or was Bay using a rocket powered dolly for this film?

Created by Japanese hardware company Shiftall Inc.

“Primarily known for his slacker anthem, ‘Loser’...”

Now here are some of your no-name bands: DannyLux? Vintage Culture? Coachella?

Such an awesome actor. I knew he did a ton of movies, television, and commercials, but my God, reading his IMDB is like reading a comprehensive list of 80s and 90s television.