These articles about Avatar and James Cameron just keep getting more and more interesting.

Unfortunately, he’s since passed away after a brief battle with boneitis.

Twister: Science Never Sleeps

“I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job!”

“I wish he didn’t eat all those lead paint chips as a child and later as an adult.”

Making that film must’ve been as difficult as trying to make a dovetail joint (yeah).

At this point, it might be easier for everyone if she just changed her name to Halle Berry.

Well, I for one am enjoying all these news articles about Avatar 2 and its sweet James Cameron sound.

It’s awful but I can’t find Clue so I guess we’re stuck with it tonight?

Maybe the sea life that comprised that chowder just liked to party.

See also: Star Wars

I’ve always been partial to “You Only Live Twice”.

As per usual, Linda gets slighted.

I think Spielberg could fix this by making a film where a kid (with father issues) befriends a shark, a la Free Willy. It might help us see sharks not as bloodthirsty monsters but gentle, friendly creatures of the ocean.

So this could potentially be the second film by Christopher Nolan featuring Cillian Murphy in a kangaroo court?

Please tell me there’s a Yellowstone drinking game where you have to drink whenever a Carhartt jacket appears.

As I predicted, Avatar 2: Slippery When Wet is bombing at the box office. Also, in case anyone’s curious, this Wednesday’s winning lottery numbers are 02 37 85 11 99 and 51

Classic Muskrat.

I hear they’re prying his star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame because of this.

Reading these comments have been the longest few seconds of my life.