I wish celebrities were more open about shitting themselves. It would make me relate to them more.

“I said to Barbara [Broccoli] a long time ago, back in 2006, ‘If I do all of these movies, and we get it right, can we kill him off,’ and she said, ‘Yes, you can.’”

It’d be extremely sad and pathetic if, after 25 years of failing to capture Pikachu, they started stalking an even younger set of kids.

Wait, he got rid of a reality tv show? That doesn’t sound like the Zazlav I know...

I’m so excited to learn about MILFs on The Learning Channel.

I think they could get away with still using Cavill if Superman is in high school. Just lightly use some of that mustache-removing CG on him to instead give him a bad teenage mustache. I’m positive no one will think twice.

Why isn’t Gunn commenting on the widespread and very credible rumor that the next Batman will be about Boss Biggis and his quest to destroy all of Gotham’s toilets??

Pfft, I’ve seen the behind-the-scenes videos; all he’s doing is filming a bunch of cotton balls stuck to a painting of a landscape while shaking the camera.

“Subscribe now and maybe you’ll get to watch your favorite show before it disa- oh wait, no, it’s gone forever.”

Okay, full disclosure: I work in the industry as a film producer and the word on the street is that Avatar 2 is going bomb hard. Like bomb so badly, James Cameron will be lucky to get a job directing the porn version of Avatar 2 next.

“It’s great but you’ll have to subscribe to Showtime to watch it.”

Caveat Ape-tor.

That’s our Chiclet-toothed dipshit! *insert canned laughter here*

It’s going to be so delicious when Stupid Fucking Blue Cat People 2 fails at the box office.

*Joey Jo Jo runs out of room crying*

That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard.

Fuck, I loved this show.

Old people smell bad, so I can understand why Indiana Jones is after Dial soap in this.

Admittedly, the new 32-second logo sequence is not solely focused on Alec Baldwin as a baby who is a businessman (because he drinks magical milk that keeps him as a hyper-intelligent, business-minded baby)...

I’m intrigued by this cash-in sequel to a cash-in sequel to Lady Chatterley’s Lover starring (of all people) Adam West.