“I’m looking very forward to meeting him. He’s clearly a very, very talented man, and I cannot wait to sit down and have long, long conversations with him. I’m very excited about him being there and very excited about any future opportunities we can work together.

Partnering with The Hallmark Channel this close to the holidays was a smart business move...

*Sweet Home punches its straw boater*

Whoever wins, we lose.

In my parents’ basement, unemployed, unshaven, surrounded by empty cans of Steel Reserve, posting on the AV Club, and wishing for the sweet release of death.

Batman Returns on the SNES was definitely one of the better movie tie-ins for the day. Played great and followed the movie very closely, to the point where you can actually play out that scene where Batman yanks a piece of concrete into the clown holding Selena Kyle hostage. And they did an amazing job of translating…

I’m proud to say I beat that game without the aid of save states.

Cameron made that part of the story because he wants “to do the thing that other people aren’t doing.”

Gentle is a great way to describe this show and it’s one of the main appeals to me; it’s like the television equivalent of a warm, comfy blanket.

Haven’t been on the site for a while, but is the “AV Club Staff” credit something new? And is it like an “Alan Smithee” credit for writers too embarrassed to associate their name with an article about something incredibly stupid and trivial like the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”?

I’m sure they won’t be that bad. I used to live in Ringo Starr’s mini-city, and aside from having to chant “Peace and Love” every morning for several hours at gunpoint, hearing “Photograph” being played over the loudspeakers on a loop, and occasionally running out of food and water and having to kill each other to…

I’d say Batman killed the Joker at the end of that film. He could’ve let him go, but instead decided to anchor his leg to that gargoyle. And either that gargoyle stays put and yanks the Joker back, slamming him into the side of the cathedral, or it somehow comes loose and causes him to plummet to his death.

I know, it’s strange. Most people have a tuna sandwich with milk AFTER having sex with Jack Nicholson.

Phil, you could’ve saved so much time and effort and earned my respect and admiration by just posting “Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs.”

I hope this sequel pulls a “Lost World: Jurassic Park” by having a mommy and daddy tornado protect their child tornado. Also, there could be a scene where the storm chasers try and defeat the tornadoes with those little metal balls, only to have the tornadoes whip ‘em back at deadly speeds.

I was so disappointed that shot of the tornado stretching Bill Paxton’s dick out never made it into the film.

We had a singing Toad in the last Super Mario Bros movie!

Hopefully organ failure from binge drinking will solve this problem for us.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me *quickly counts all Halloween sequels* twenty-two times, shame on me.

I noticed the same thing with the upcoming Joe Friday series.