Man, he’s aged terribly since Parks & Recreation.

Here we go again!

“THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE... NO, NOT THAT ONE. THE NEW ONE, WITH CHRIS PRATT.”

Fuck this guy. Can we just start calling him “David O. Asshole” from now on?

Look, all I want from this movie is Smash Mouth’s “All-Star” playing over the closing credits.

The Wind!? That movie blows!

Why is he making a face like he has a fly between his eyebrows?

When you someone rate it.

I hope in this series Frasier owns a giant mech which he pilots to defend the Earth from aliens and comets and shit. And in the season finale, Niles reappears and he and Frasier must save humanity by joining their mechs together and learning to cooperate.

How do you guys decide whether a story should be a video or an article? Every video I’ve seen on this website never absolutely needed to be a video and it seems like way more work.

If this has nothing to do with Armie Hammer, why’d he call his main character “Arm E. Hamer”?

I’m still angry that Barbara Broccoli rejected my submission for Casino Royale, even though it was just the “Perfect Strangers” theme recorded off my TV.

Eugene Levy: Let’s just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!

The Lost World is just so insane and incoherent from beginning to end that I can’t help but love it: Hammond managing to lure the guy who was almost killed on a dinosaur-infested island onto a new dinosaur-infested island, a teenager defeating a raptor with gymnastics, bringing a T-Rex to San Diego for reasons that…

I remember the playground rhyme “Tic-tac-toe, three in a row, Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Oops, Barney’s dead!’” was big at the time.

Wait, homicidal video games like Berzerk?

This story just raises a number of questions for me, like “Really, the SEC is actually investigating something?” and “No really, the SEC? Are you absolutely sure?”

James Cameron: Check it out, everyone! Avatar is #2 at the box office! (under breath, quickly) ...according to a poorly formatted list on the AV Club.

I still don’t understand why they couldn’t just get the living half of Buckner & Garcia instead.

Don’t worry folks, in her stead, I will be performing a 40-minute long version of “Ice Ice Baby” on calliope.