Canadians are hosting American refugees in their own homes right now.

It works in the NHL because they NHL has four divisions (Atlantic, Metropolitan, Central and Pacific), and the three-period structure of hockey games lends to a three-act tournament of two semi-finals and a final.

Which is why the party has not been known as “Progressive Conservative” for some time:

Canada got tired of your whining and crying when Obama was President and was doing such “horrible” things as trying to give you affordable health care.

“neither did any of those cunts who are protesting”

Yes. We are name calling now. And your grandfather?

Regular person SOCIOPATH here.

If they still published them, Phone Book Olympics.

Pick randos out of each country’s directories, call them up and let them know they have four to six weeks to learn how to shoot skeet, bobsleigh or steeplechase...

1. Owe Money
2. Get Distracted

Anything else is variations on those themes.

The Half Hour New Hour <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< This Hour Has 22 Minutes

The Carmelo Anthony Saga Just Keeps Getting Messier:

Which has me weirdly happy that Vancouver doesn’t have NBA team anymore. One star who has “outlived his usefulness in New York” is enough for us.

Well, it’s a good thing no one uses a telegraph anymore...

Almost two years since back to back Super Bowls for the Seahawks after that epic final drive against the Patriots ending with Marshawn Lynch smashing thought the Pats D from the one-yard line, and giving that same worldless blank smile during the attempted postgame interviews....

“Seahawks fans are the dictionary entry for bandwagon”

1941:

“It is a fact that the earth is not flat.”

People tell me that it is, I have the alternative facts to prove it:

I’m not sure how this constitutes a threat to American Democracy - which parts of the Constitution actually apply to people trying to enter the U.S.? In my travels, the situation has always been that the country I’m trying to enter reserves the right to refuse entry for whatever reason, and that any right of entry is…

I don’t know how you can say that when David Ortiz has won more Edgar Martinez Awards than Edgar Martinez did......

Those of us in Vancouver are still pissed we never got a bad 00's or 10's Vancouver era.

Also, there was a great alternate logo:

Vancouver Canucks fans, if only because the Canucks have released so many:

“I am not glued to my phone, I am very punctual and I pay attention to my surroundings.”

As someone whose hour at the gym is often stretches to an hour and a half because millenials park themselves on equipment I need to use so they can text their friends rather than finish their reps, THANK YOU.