Well, we were the first Vancouver, so we have that going for us. But, still... you’re closer! Blackout rules can go to hell, eh...

There are plenty of high quality and delicious ex-dairy cows to fill the demand, though. Same isn’t true for high quality and delicious soccer-players-that-are willing-to-play-in-the-MLS.

When I landed in Sacramento, a city whose name is Spanish, my Pakistanti cab driver commented on my stylish French cuff links while he talked about the shitshow that the city’s bid for a team in an American league of an English sport had become and I thought “Isn’t THIS really America?” It was only then that I…

He doesn’t so much love good Canadian military boys as he hides behind them any week he is called out for his xenophobic garbage.

Note: He will occasionally mix it up and hide behind the family of a police officer killed or injured in the line of duty.

I think you’d need to understand the antagonistic relationship between this company and Canadians to get it. Bell, along with their main competitor Rogers, are really our only source for Cable TV, Internet access, Cell Phone service, home phones and they also own most of the TV stations(they also, jointly, own the…

Kyle Raptors and the Toronto Raptors are a god damned disgrace to the game of basketball and its true American patriot founder James Naismith.

Actually, that’s exactly what it means, muthafucka. Our system allows us criticize, protest, fight and if necessary remove the very people we put into office.

I don’t give a fuck what people who aren’t you did in the past. You are a sociopathic piece of human fucking garbage, period. Fuck you and everyone like you. People like you put the truth to the lie of American exceptionalism. We aren’t a nation of loving caring people. We’re a nation of selfish assholes like you.…

well Brent, before you lose your platform it is time....

Or:

“I didn’t do it”

Actually, Republicans have no good reason to impeach him. Consider the precedent: an idiot, sock puppet figurehead manipulated by billionaires and too dumb to not become mired in chaos and serving as their scape goat.

Donald Trump is the Roger Goodell of America. 

Yeah to hell with her. The older I get the less sympathy I have for women who defend the nice warm comfortable space they have found in patriarchy. There comes a point when they become no worse than the men they cozy up to and defend. She and women like Sarah Palin et al know the deal. They are educated and yes they…

Wilcox followed with, “Take my wife...Back to Africa, please!”

im so angry i got the jamocha shakes

Cool. We’ll call last night a tie and take the gold on aggregate.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Steyn never actually got in any trouble. Every regulatory body in Canada that was in a position to penalize him in any way declined to do anything. The only person that said he was guilty of a crime was himself in an ill-fated attempt to make a point.

Insofar as me, a fan of a team playing in a different game altogether, had a butterfly-like effect on the Seahawks choking on Russell Wilson’s saccharide piety and leaving a giant holy turd on the field...yes. I 100% cost them the game.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”