I lost my mom years ago, yeah. It’s never exactly easy, but most people get through it without losing their minds.

Oilers fan here. Why is everyone still playing? Doesn’t hockey normally end in March.

Whatever. Fuck that girl and fuck all those people. You aren’t allowed to feel joy. I hope she lost that puck on the way home. Hockey is stupid. I’m not mad, YOU are.

As funny as the spineless jokes are, Paul Ryan didn’t kowtow to Trump because he was a spineless coward. He did it because he knew that Trump could only be the useful idiot he needed to get his agenda passed if he was constantly placated. Keeping Trump’s ego nice and plump was simply a necessary precondition to…

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

I met him in Edmonton about a year after his young son died: he’d brought his family and a daughter’s friend to Calgary to visit his grandmother and then came up to the water park at West Edmonton Mall. It had been a goddamn tough year for him, his wife fighting her own cancer while his 3yo son was dying of brain…

Not at all—one shudders to imagine the incomparable harm done by such a comparison. Oh, the harm! It’s just so...harmful!

I appreciate Thompson’s horror at the idea that a basketball writer might stoop so low as to compare two basketball players. Why, how dare he? Doesn’t this basketball writer know that both players are quite good, and that therefore there is nothing to be gained by comparing them? Why, you could compare any two players…

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

This doesn’t square with the public image of Cubes at all.

Nah, she is just a regular racist, but a hispanic one.

True, but her family moves from, say, Spain, to Venezuela or Colombia or Argentina, she’s born there and BOOM - she’s no longer white.

Geez. This is an extremely long article that really does not say much. A professor I once had would have labeled this as an “inflated essay”

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

I’m a believer in the “one joke per commenter per article” rule.

This “Well, actually” moment is brought to you by the Brooklyn Nets, Washington Wizards and the Los Angeles Clippers.

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

At this point in life, Paul may be petty, but he’s no heartbreaker.

When this all went down, I don’t recall people (outside of diehard skating fans, maybe?) having any awareness of Harding’s socioeconomic background.