I’m a believer in the “one joke per commenter per article” rule.

This “Well, actually” moment is brought to you by the Brooklyn Nets, Washington Wizards and the Los Angeles Clippers.

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

At this point in life, Paul may be petty, but he’s no heartbreaker.

Lol, Facebook.

Plenty of people have low or no skills and have to earn a living. I have more sympathy for their plight than for a criminal “forced” “to earn a paycheck” through celebrity stunts.

The I, Tonya stars—Margot Robbie, who played Harding, and Janney—downplay the importance of answering this question. “It’s actually not really that interesting,” Robbie said.

When this all went down, I don’t recall people (outside of diehard skating fans, maybe?) having any awareness of Harding’s socioeconomic background.

Rae Carruth gets out this year - have they started on his biopic yet?

Dean Wormer said it best: Zero point zero.

since she wasn’t involved in the attack

You get sympathy right up until you have some meathead kneecap someone.

None.

Full disclosure, I didn’t read your 20,000 word novel, just came here to say: not much.

This at least answers the question posed by this morning’s roll call post: “Who the fuck is Dennis?”

On behalf of EVERYONE. Thanks, Drew.

Belgium has created for your pleasure, in no particular order: Abbey beer, pommes frites, birth control, asphalt, and electrically powered trains. This is up there, but it is not the most useful thing they’ve ever done (that would be Abbey beer)

Smokeboy? More like worlds foremost GLORY BOY

Man it’s 1 in the morning here and I just got home from a concert, don’t ask me to think.