Can you honestly say in your work/school/other personal life you’ve never been in a stressful situation and said or threatened something that was totally out of line and you’d come to regret?
Something that gets routinely poked fun of in the corporate world and the entertainment that reflects on the corporate world is…

I am both fully behind this idea and the World Crap name, one suggestion: the tournament winner and the 32nd place World Cup team play a winner take all game to determine who is the true loser

I love you, so why do you wound me with your accurate predictions of our regions sports

Go Bullets.

(am now slowly realizing that maybe the name change was a good idea, but nah Wizards is still trash)

wut?

Hey there, Ryan Fitzpatrick

Can we get the garden tool into the HoF?

300 Strikeout Seasons, listed*

DC United is 3-0 against Atlanta United, instead of forming their own history the way fans would have preferred (https://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2015/06/25/atlanta-united-fc-mls-expansion-2017) they copied the originators in colors and names only to come up short against them in competition

To be fair, Deadspin and Samer are credited in the article for breaking the story

Great article, can you or the art department update the banner image to include Sasha Banks with the black wrestlers, right now with her grayed out it looks like the article is saying she’s not black.

Ain’t nothing strange about ranch dogs

Homer and it’s not even close, the biggest reason being how those skills are tied to different physical tools and how those tools age. Unless the dunker is over 7 feet tall, of which there are very few people, dunking relies heavily on having health knees. Knees are a shit joint that can’t hold up to the normal wear…

I think you just described MLS in a nutshell

It’s MLS juris prudence and minutae, if you think of the trade as a transfer where the club has to spend the transfer money on another player in a certain time frame it makes a lot more sense

it’s cool that this article ignores that Silva owns a team that is in direct rivalry for existence with a potential (and likely) David Beckham owned Miami MLS team. But, I guess including that information would require a working knowledge of soccer.

He truly lived life. Abiding by the ‘you can’t take it with you’ philosophy, he was a man who maximized his potential on this universe. He’d be missed if there weren’t another hundred douche bags to take his place.

Will a new manager bless us with a side of Zlatan, Ronaldo and Messi? Or will a new manager induce unnecessary confusion of roles and positions? Soccer proves time and time again to be a team game and a well organized group of OK players can routinely best a team of one outstanding player and a handful of scrubs.

It was the final straw after the All Aryan Food Race in the middle of the fourth

How does Texas’ lack of state income tax vs. Canada’s presumably higher tax rate effect what Tucker’s post tax salary would be? I wouldn’t be surprised if the Raptor’s offer ended up being $5-6 million less in take home dollars because of that.