I’m sorry. Those dumbest dudes in space got nothing on these dumbest dudes in space:

Fair enough. I couldn’t even manage to drag myself across Horizon’s finish line. As someone else on here so adroitly said: “While I was playing HZD, never once did I not want to turn it off.”

anyone who goes to a porn theater and just sits there politely enjoying the film and eating some popcorn should probably be put on an FBI watch list.

Congratulations, this comment is rated 10/10 Goldblums!

Ah, good. Another forum with which to reiterate how Jeff Goldblum’s Grandmaster was fucking delightful.

I’d definitely play Overwatch if it had a Jetpack Cat.

Believe it or not

I don’t need my hand to be held.

it’s social media. nothing stops a man who has been harassed from joining in and telling their story.

Nothing is stopping men from using the hashtag.

I’m not sure what you mean. How does this ignore men who have been harassed?

to be fair, the Vulcan Hello does make sense from a logical standpoint. If your enemy won’t even engage you in diplomatic attempts until you prove to be their equal in battle, you prove you are their equal in battle then pursue diplomatic accords. Doing anything else will lead to a greater number of deaths on both…

Always maintained?

Ew. You sound like a Rick and Morty fan.

I have no clue why you assume I haven’t played these games before now except for the fact that you’re desperate to find something to dunk on.

Cap was *this* close to agreeing with Tony, but then the whole Bucky brouhaha got in the way... which of course was part of Zemo’s plan. A lot of time I see people arguing about the Cap and Tony and the choices they made in Civil War, they seem to forget that both characters were being played against each other by a…

From the man himself

For anyone who missed the fight, you can watch the complete fight at this link:

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

Indeed. I’m already getting folks/trolls pointing out that a woman, who happened to be white, died even though I repeatedly pointed out that a woman died at the hands/vehicle of a terrorist in the damn post. And that this should be the focus. Not folks’ tiny feelings about being “good.” Clearly, I’m not talking about…