What do you think this is, Square Enix?

Why is War getting served by the waitress from Catherine?

Everyone Else - *various disapproving statements because it’s on mobile*

Me, this whole article - Also, you should never kill off a character just to have a character death....

I empathize FAR too well with Life in Aggro this week. It’s why Monster Hunter Stories is still on my docket to get, even though the gameplay seems... Passable, more than good. I just want to make fwiends with all the monsters...

Dude, again, what on EARTH are you talking about? I’m not, nor was I ever talking about, Nintendo exclusivity? I’m talking about bringing things that are out in Japan to North America.

What on earth does this have to do with Nintendo? Skedaddle, weird tangent-creating hater!

That’s cool. I’ll be over here in the west, just waiting for X, or Heroes I+II on the Switch.

No I’m saying species is the smallest category. They are the same thing. They are as much the same thing as a Pitbull and a Schnauzer, or different kinds of house cats. Wolves are just a breed of dog.

Right, they are, PRACTICALLY speaking, not dogs. But they ARE dogs. If two creatures can interbreed, they aren’t the same species PERSAY. But if the offspring of those two creatures is fertile and can produce its own offspring, it means that the parents are the same species.

Attention every marketing team. “Fake announcing something people want” is NOT a good April Fools Joke.

You’re in luck! Wolves are, scientifically speaking, actually just dogs.

That’s not even remotely close to what I said, though, nor is it the case.

To be fair, Ni No Kuni II is basically just Dragon Quest IX-3. I’m in the middle of a playthrough of IX right now and just started NNK2 and you can see SO much of the ideas in the new game have their design foundations laid out in DQ9.

To be fair, Ni No Kuni II is basically just Dragon Quest IX-3. I’m in the middle of a playthrough of IX right now and just started NNK2 and you can see SO much of the ideas in the new game have their design foundations laid out in DQ9.

Yes. The single most respectful thing you can do to a longstanding and well respected female who succeeded in the industry is kill off the character she lovingly voiced for decades, who was originally the co-main character of the show.

Really excited from this review, it really assuaged a lot of my concerns about the game (ESPECIALLY the length. I was genuinely debating not getting the game based on how long 1 was) but I’m kind of super concerned about the comments on the ending.

Came in to see who Cardi B would be combo’d up with. Was not disappointed.

So what I’m gathering from various points in the article is that the option to make player-richard whip his dick out in public and get arrested exists, but this guy didn’t realize that would be light years more entertaining?

Uhhhh, very VERY incorrect? Maybe 2-3 of their many MANY ports to mobile have turned out bad.