thefantasticbryce
JHenry
thefantasticbryce

There is no dimension where this is a good idea. If they take the movie seriously, it’s at best just another action film and at worst, the most horrifying pile of garbage to ever spew onto a screen.

Do you have a full party yet?

Please direct yourself to Rotten Tomato’s user reviews. The majority of people who disliked the movie? No, probably not. The majority of people who think it ruined star wars, or was the worst movie ever, or that kind of unreasonable dislike?

False. I spent about 3 hours of my life pouring through user review after user review on Rotten Tomatoes and nearly EVERY SINGLE one star review used one of those buzzwords, or more elegantly danced around using them.

Mistook Mad Max up there for Mac from Paper Girls, had to do a double take.

That’s sort of ridiculous to ask when the majority of the angry fan boys aren’t saying “this movie has pacing problems!”, But instead screeching like demonic gargoyles about how “PC casting” and “SJW politics” “ruined star wars”.

Oof! Please don’t even mention The Grinder. That still hurts...

I’d heard, at the time, that it wasn’t actually swat that came, but a standard police officer. Is that not the case?

Legit

No, I got the joke. It just ran dry after about the two minute arc.

Great art. Terrible idea for a 12 minute story, but great art.

I mean, you could say that of replaying literally any game ever.

Waluigi is literally some guy, almost certainly a vagrant, that Wario picked up because he needed a second for Tennis Doubles.

This reminds me of when fans of some game complain about some problem that only exists as a result of cheating, then complain they’re being targeted when they get banned.

No, you commit xenocide and kill one of your closest allies, it’s the evil ending.

Right, but retconning the optional death of a single side character is WAY different than “deciding the outcome of the entire galaxy”. Not to mention that if you killed her in Origins, it’s implied that tthe power of Andraste brought her back since she died by her ashes.

I try to just pretend that’s not happening.

Right. He is! See, that’s why he isn’t in prison. Innocent until proven guilty only means that no legal action can be taken against you and you still have all your rights as a citizen until proven guilty.

Rest in Peace, Seasons 1-3....

The worst idea I have ever heard.