Last week on SNS I posted about my father’s impending death, and so many of you replied to me with your own stories of dealing with dying loved ones. It was more helpful than you can imagine. I just wanted to update and say that my dad died early on Sunday morning, about 10 hours after I posted my story here. It was…

My lesson? Being over 30 means new forms of injuring yourself as you try to stay fit so you don’t injure yourself when you get older.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

So he was lifted up in the air for a few seconds. Big deal. He’s not allowed to cry until after he does this:

I am also into the glittery jumpsuit, but not the jacket. I’d wear it with a sensible blazer, like a professional.

You seem sad. I hope it gets better.

how famous does one need to be where you can be like “i’m making wearing sweatsuits a thing” because i want to be exactly that famous

Aw but that’s kind of adorable in a derpy turtle sort of way. I prefer that to squinty angry orange man.

Because he looks like this when he smiles.

Is she angling for another vice president shot? Because if that gets elected I’m pretty sure you guys get automatic asylum in the country of your choice.

Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.

“and the dog was afraid to enter the ballroom” This is an issue I have with my ballroom ALL THE TIME :/

What if she was diabetic and off her meds, would that be okay to talk about? Maybe we need to quit thinking about mental illness as a dirty little secret that needs to be hidden?

This just makes me so happy.

Why is a young Mayim Bialik in the cover photo?

Now we’ve really got bad blood

I can stare at this for 2 solid minutes because my eyes have no where to rest

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

I’m so sorry. Losing cats has been the hardest thing in my life so far. :(

I am so so sorry. I have been through a lot with cats over the years. It never ever gets easier. Wishing peace to you and your kitty.