had to save this gif for future reference

I hope to Christ that they appreciate the genetic jackpot they hit.

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

Please remember this woman was an extremely powerful lawyer before she became FLOTUS. She easily matches Hillary in ability.

I really wish she was President, and that Barack was just the First Gentleman.

Aw, I have a similar epically romantic proposal. While my future husband and I were shopping for maternity clothes (yeah, I was knocked up), we stopped at a mall food court for lunch at Arby's and mid-bite of some roast beef I heard his sweet words: "Soooo do you want to get married soon errr...?" I made him sweat it…

I use toilet paper properly, thank you. Since you seem curious, I have IBS and require more wipes than a non-IBS shitter. What I do with my wipes is what I'll continue to do with them. We all gotta pick our battles. I recycle, don't have a car, don't eat meat, buy mostly used goods and support small businesses, bring…

I just have to say that people who throw out tampons baffle me. Flush all the way!

And was she planning on putting it back in after her shower?

I am really confused by this. Where was it before he flushed it?

I've heard people say (stoned people, so, grain of salt) that the reason why vaporizing gives you a different high is because you aren't getting the carbon dioxide from smoking. No matter the pot-science, I vastly prefer the vap, because my lungs don't feel gross the next day. My doctor at my annual check-up did the…

Acrocatics.

She didn't fall for shit, homegirl took those stairs all on her two front feet.

She made a lot more money than him for the vast majority of their life together. She can afford to dress nicely thanks to herself, thankyouverymuch.

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

I don't know much about Yoga, but are you suppose to do it in heels with a 15# weight strapped to your chest? I would think this threw off your balance?

Ok, this is something you don't see that much- someone who looks like she's really actually having fun on the red carpet. It makes me want to be there.

Me neither, but they sound like the kind of thing that would be big in the fetish community.

I'm not sure why, but coming across this headline literally made my jaw drop. I mean, she was 86, dying at that age shouldn't be shocking. But I think Angelou was just someone I never pictured not being there, if that makes any sense.

Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.