For sure, I wouldn’t do either side.

You choose to stop at Taco Bell for dinner, I’m paying you in gas whether you like it or not. 

Also, any driver picking up a hitchhiker is also subjecting themselves to serious danger and risk regardless of gender. 

I like that they could only manage to dig up a photo from 2013. Sure speaks to the contemporary nature of the issue!

definitely not if “we” includes me. Any hitchhiker is subjecting themself to serious danger and risk regardless of gender. Maybe that was the perception back in the 60s or 70s?

Those women above in the photo are in New Zeeland.

“Still, it’s only women who we assume are facing undue dangers when they stick that thumb out.”

Risk: Brutally murdered

Are you always an asshole?

The dough isn’t cooked all the way through, you can’t “reheat” something that isn’t cooked yet.

I’m pretty sure a place like Blaze Pizza charges $12 and that’s without delivery.

The pizzas are par-baked at a commissary kitchen, and they finish cooking as they head your way.

Why the eternal obsession with rapidity of delivery. That thing’s too hot to eat without napalm bombing your mouth when it’s straight from the oven.  20-30 minutes delivery time give is the perfect cool down and meld period.

If I’m going to buy someone a selection of hot sauces, it’s going to be a selection that I’ve curated myself and know to be distinctive and flavorful choices that I think they would enjoy -- and would be readily able to get more if they particularly liked it. Not some scattergun equivalent of feeding “hot sauce…

I’ve always found the idea of adults buying each other cheap, throwaway gifts for Christmas or birthdays laughable. I’m an adult. If I want something, I buy it. There is nothing that costs $25 at Ross or Marshalls that I want. If I’m on your gift list, just cross off my name and call it done. I’ll do the same for you.…

Cue word: Made in China.

I’d honest trust my dog to pick out 100 restaurants more than I would trust Yelp.

I have never understood the point of NA beer to me it always seemed kind of like the fake weed they advertised in High Times, like why.  I mean I get not wanting to get drunk or buzzed, just drink something else lol.

If they’re not customizable that means they’re probably frozen and then thawed and heated in the oven.  Doesn’t sound very appetizing if I’m looking for fresh pizza.  Plenty of local places will do a single serving calzone.

I’m not going back to Pizza Hut until they bring back tabletop Pac-Man.