You hit the nail on the head here.

There are so many comedians in the world that if you’re seeing people like Louis CK, it’s because you’re a creep who wants to specifically support a creep.

Cancel culture isn’t the problem. The fact that you seemingly can’t actually get cancelled is a problem.

BTW, I really liked Louis CK before this shit came out, but…

These robots are meant to make servers’ jobs easier, not replace them.

Like anyone else who hasn’t made a manual transmission a (baffling) part of their identity, I couldn’t agree more.

You’re looking at it from the perspective of buying a bottle, but this feels very much like something you’ll see as “Made with Five Trail Bourbon” like it’s a big deal and you’re supposed to know what it is in the drink menus as chain restaurants.

I’ve said this before, but Starbucks needs a customization charge in addition to the fee for the actual change. For example, if you already have 3 customizations then the cost of adding something else is whatever it costs plus $1.00 for the act of adding each customization after the third one.

You know who you don’t listen to about burritos? Anyone whose touchstone for burritos is Chipotle.

Anyway, putting potatoes in burritos is a delicious thing that has been around as long as there have been burritos and putting fries in burritos is a fun twist on that delicious thing.

If keeping dirt off the carpet is the upside of that little bed, you guys are going to love tarps and/or the WeatherTech catalog.

Can’t every SUV and CUV do those things?

It’s really surprising to me that demand for fast food delivery didn’t fall off a cliff after a few months.

I don’t really see any compelling reason this person should still be allowed to have his helicopter license when this is all done with. 

1666 mostly delivers.

What Is Even Happening In These Video Game Ads, Help

Absolutely.

Nah. There's enough sports where the rich countries are guaranteed medals already. 

My dad likes feeding his cat little bits of lunch meat as a treat, so when I’m house-sitting it’s always a little surprising the first time a skinny little calico cat who had been hiding all day comes running over, jumps on the island and taps me on the shoulder because I’m looking in the fridge.

If I’m being honest, I’m just a little bit glad that a dish that essentially existed so just so they could mock whichever customer ordered it came back to bite them in the ass a bit. It’s a little mean spirited. Glad they’re doing okay and are not doing that anymore.

If I’m being honest, I’m just a little bit glad that a dish that essentially existed so just so they could mock whichever customer ordered it came back to bite them in the ass a bit. It’s a little mean spirited. Glad they’re doing okay and are not doing that anymore.

This is one of those things that doesn’t sound bad, just worse than not doing it.

I can’t help but be reminded of print ads I saw 15+ years ago where the “generic car” was, if we don’t count editing out the badges, a completely unaltered Infiniti M45 in a magazine where every ad that wasn’t for an actual car had edited generic cars.

Thinking of it still makes me chuckle. I wish I could remember…