He's like Ken from the Toy Story movies.

He was touching your beard. Damn, that guy needed to learn boundaries.

Eeeeeeee! Liam may be the lesser Hemsworth, but nuthin cuter than a big old pibbles smile.

WHAT’S THAT? FIRE THE ENTIRE CAST AND DIRECTOR AND REPLACE THEM ALL WITH JUGS OF MAYONNAISE? HOLLYWOOD IS ON IT!

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Why did I read all of that.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

White people dancing is the best thing to gawk and laugh at.

Look, I was taught to dance with my feet planted firmly on the floor and my level of oscillation increasing gradually from there to my outstretched hands. Anything else is- well, it’s dance heresy.

Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

I knowwww. He’s lasted longer than poor Wills (it’s really amazing how much of a difference good hair can make to a man’s looks, isn’t it?), but it looks like it’s going and taking all that ginger glory with it.

George is almost definitely debriefing Obama on what just happened in the bedtime hour on cbeebies.

Michelle’s outfit is on point (as usual). I think she looks way more fashionable the Kate. Poor Kate, stuck in those dowdy princess clothes with no personality.

Oh look, some random Brits meet the royal family.

this outfit was a crime against every shade of the color blue

He’s a Windsor. That hair is on borrowed time.

My maturity is slipping, because my mind immediately went to Bell Biv DeVoe’s Poison. I love Melissa McCarthy.

Which is actually insane because she’s a glamorous, beautiful woman, and her size suits her. It’s not like she has to ride around on a motor scooter or has that unhealthy look that some actual obese have. I’m a straight woman but I’d say she’s totally fuckable and that’s not even factoring in how funny and smart she…