Have you seen this? I have a feeling you would love it:

Dear La’Porsha - please take your homophobia and use it to go choke on a bag of dicks.

He orders them from the catalog.

I have always failed to see why there is such an issue about his dating habits and type. I’ve never, ever read that he was mean or abusive or a cheater. Why does it matter that he likes blonde models in their 20s? Yes it’s a bit eye-roll inducing but hardly something I think is worth criticizing him over.

It is so hard to find other people who hate bacon.

But he’s somehow so much sexier than Brad Pitt. Like, Brad Pitt is objectively gorgeous. Stupid gorgeous. But I’ve never watched him in something and been like, “I want to sex him,” except maybe in Legends of the Fall but that was probably mostly because I was a tween with dramatic taste. Aaannnnnyway, whenever I see…

I don't know. I just watched Magic Mike and he certainly has charm

He railed against the sexist movie censorship in which a woman getting eaten out results in an NC-17 rating, but women can be violated and fully-nude on camera and still get an R.

Spoken like a true ugly person. My part separates two magnificent swells of hair that form identical hemispheres so perfect they could be mistaken for buttocks chiseled by Donatello.

OK since we are discussing Schrodinger-attractive celebrities, I gotta mention these dudes: Benedict Cumberbatch and Adam Driver. Like....???? Why is Benedict so good looking but then you break down his features individually and it’s like...someone just cobbled together some random puzzle bits? And Adam Driver is so…

It’s the persona more than the looks alone. I remember a few years ago he talked about factory pig farming not being humane and how great Detroit was, all in one week, and as a vegetarian girl from Michigan I was just like

“I want my wedding look to be a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white Christian woman...” with the most clueless smile in the world. Made me laugh. so. hard.

How could Woody Guthrie sing about fascism when it was something invented by William Ayers, Barack Obama, and Ronald McDonald while they snorted coke off of a Soviet Ouija board?

jeremy renner is the dr.spaceman of actors

And I will crush that spiderman and then another spiderman, and ALL the spidermen til I’m the spiiiiidermannnn!!!

The PM of Canada is definitely ogleworthy! 😉

Odd and Misshapen!? Where? This man is fine!

just here to second all of this. i would 10/10 bang p wilson