MAIL KIMP.

What about Italy’s juice-this system?!

All i hear is “i eat fancy lawn clippings”.

That’s why I love Stratford, Ontario so much. They have diversity in their plays. Black Juliets in Romeo and Juliet, First Nations actor Graham Green played Shylock in Merchant of Venice (so a minority was playing a completely different minority) and Lenny in Of Mice and Men... They have a lot of minority actors that…

It’s really not amusing, he’s abusing our position, in addition he wants money, he’s a funny sort of spectre to expect a large retainer, nothing plainer he is clearly quite insane!

As a cat, I think of myself as hate based.

After that photo, I super feel like I should get to know.

Or,

Good god, she is charming.

Yes. When someone is so beautiful it becomes pointless. Like what could I possibly do with this? Same feeling I get when a desert is too cute/pretty. Can't eat it. Maybe that isn't the same thing. I'm stoned

I’m telling myself that General Organa’s voice betrays a lifetime of trying to convince the men of the galaxy to stop ruining everything. Amirite?

Sicario needs to be on the Best Film Scores list. That shit was atmospheric as fuck.

I also base my social awareness on reality shows. Like, have you ever noticed that every group of people contains exactly one gay guy? Weird.

Jake Arrieta is the man you are describing.

preach! Then you don’t get cat waist! This is defined as when the gap at your waist is so big you can stuff one or more cats into it. This is a definition that I have made up, but it is a good one.

“I really wanted to like this vagina, but the wait was three hours long and it didn’t even have air conditioning! Two stars.”

“I am so respected, it would damage the town to hear it.”

American Hustle was way to long, but every time Amy Adams was on screen everyone else faded into the background.

This is sad all around. We really have to stop believing that the “Auteur Theory” is a real thing. Even more so since Amy Adams is amazing and American Hustle was terrible.