My grandmother was a sassy lady in her later years- very fond of aerosol hairspray, gold lamé detailing on her white outfits, and full makeup always. So when we went in for the viewing, her makeup was...I don’t even know. So awful that she didn’t look remotely close to herself. My cousin and mother would not stand for…

What song do you think he was listening to during this shoot?

Oh, he’s basic as HELL.

Fun fact! I know Dave Holmes! He is a super; super nice guy and did crazy shots with me at a bar! Also, somebody please tell me what shampoo Jonathan uses- his hair is gorgeous.

I was in a band and on tour in the early 00’s. As we were leaving the western edge of Pennsylvania on our way to Dayton Ohio we gassed up at a station that had a hybrid Pizza Hut / KFC / and Blimpies food processing closet. Being a vegetarian roughly 5 hours from home I was overjoyed that the Blimpies, 1/3 of this…

Skinny girls eat pizza. Fat girls eat pizza. Everyone eats pizza! Morons.

I saw him live last week in Dubai and this was my reaction too. He is very very smart, politically and culturally aware and knows a lot about world issues etc. I wonder if this also means the Daily Show will become more internationally focused as well (do hope so!)

Come on now, they probably had a whole binder full of women!

My take away from that is how fucked up what that judge did is.

I feel like I'm at Wes Anderson's dentist's office.

I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston.

I love how Tom is trying to be polite and Benedict is just like "I hate you"

I was watching this muted and wondered if it was like Urban Cowboy and then, out of nowhere, Alan Alda! I turned on the sound and then Jack Huston as a young Alan Alda!

If you supercut all of the Scott Eastwood scenes together and mute the sound, 10/10 would watch.

well i stopped but thats because it was gone.
i also had three chicken fingers but that was earlier.

"a role model for the aggressively weird among us, a little misshapen beacon of hope for everyone still hoping to find domestic stability with someone whose brand of extreme rumpledness vibes with our own."

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

"Do not speak, if you speak they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river!"

Alison Williams was giving me school for the performing arts frosh while Christopher Walken was giving me "I often leave the house and forget my pants."

"I miss your butt. No, not figuratively, I don't miss the REST of you, just your butt!"