My SO accidentally tried on skinny jeans recently, and I made him parade up and down the dressing room before I would let him change out of them.

CAN I PLAY TOO?

More butts in jock straps, please! It's like a butt frame. Or a butt push-up bra.

True fact: seeing my now husband for the first time with a shirt tucked into jeans was a major factor in how our relationship started. 15 years later that ass is still fine as hell.

And still look pretty while bruised. And then grow back that perfect ombre flowing head of hair in like 1 year. And then just laugh and laugh with Lupita N'yongo about how they are the best looking and most talented people in the world.

My other half's guess was "Gerard Butler? Maybe? Or is he still fat?" Lol.

This actually looks really good and it's a great cast, will see.

From the trailer, my favorite special effect is the often used but never so well used Severe Bob O'Evil on the female scientist, which modifies seamlessly into Faux-Leelo for the action scenes. Bravo, geneticists! Perfect Action Movie Hair!

I have deep and abiding faith that he is really truly talented. I'm not sure how much of that is based on truth and how much on how much love I have for Riggins.

As a man I humbled by her abs. I know dancers are often fit and tone but fuck I don't need to be reminded how unfit my own body truly is. I am even fairly active and outdoorsy but downright flabby in comparison. And she is 10 year older than I am.

As my grandma used to say, there's a lid for every pot and an ass for every seat.

I just saw this show about a year ago and it struck me how in charge of her own sexuality she seemed, instead of the skanky Mean Girl I'd heard her portrayed as.

Who's biting whose style?

It's so fucking hot how he opens her legs with his.

This dress is deep at the heart of a Pinterest beach wedding.

I can't even pretend to know about rich people-lighting fixtures. They're so complicated.

Hahah hahah

That's because you're the only person with that body type...you're also the only person who poops...that book was a lie.

You'd think you'd get more respect as an apex predator.

I have it on reasonable authority from a friend who knows these things that fans of hot dudes in various states of undress might, might, find Kingdom worth watching in general.