theeyecollector
theeyecollector
theeyecollector

We might catch poverty off them!

I will never forget trying to explain Cookie Monster to a friend from another country who had never heard of Sesame Street. After he watched a couple you Youtube clips, his face was horrified.

Tebow definitely going for the "virgin who can't drive" look

I endorse the formal crop top.
Full disclosure: I wore one to my wedding.

The worst character on Nashville is clearly Scarlett, followed closely by Avery. Oliver Hudson doesn't even rank as 10th worst. There's still Gunner, Gunner's girlfriend, the mayor, fucking Deacon.... ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Secrets. Her hair is so big because it's full of secrets.

"TV show pitch for 2064: MAD MEN-style show about the making of MAD MEN in 2007."

Is there ever a time when she doesn't look goth-beautiful? Stunning as usual.

He knows how to stir up the hen house for sure.

I feel you on the fine leather goods, Amy. Today on the streetcar this woman's very expensive leather purse brushed against my hand and I really, really wanted to keep touching it.*

Madge, be careful. Drowning is the leading cause of death among narcissist yogis.

And a white cardigan, IIRC? I was all, girl, really? White??

The good:
-The art direction is gorgeous.
-The orchestra sounds beautiful.

As a fellow Fat who exercises but doesn't go crazy trying to get thin (I wasted my 20's in that fruitless pursuit), I often find myself wondering if I'm just a "jealous fattie" when I roll my eyes at the constant workout updates of one particular FB friend of mine. She's maniacally obsessed with running and weight

This is a good thing. Although I wish people on my facebook and Instagram feed could stop documenting every single godamn time they even fart in their fucking gym.

I like to just go for a nice stroll through the fields and then come home and have a cup of tea myself.

The thing is, it's not actually muscularity that is the trend. It's muscularity and still being skinny. Low-fat ladies are always the ideal, it's just dressed up in different ways depending on the year.

corporate faceplant coming in 3, 2, 1...

You and I had opposite and equal reactions to the show. I also love/hate the show, but I thought the first half of the promo was the part full of dicky self-righteousness. I'm just happy it looks like we'll see less of Alison Pill. Maggie is the woooorst♪♫.