My birthday is in mid-July. Got a month to get all those dangerous activities out of the way, before wrapping myself in bubble wrap and staying in bed for a year.

Josh Malina, I feel you. My last name is “Leverett” and I obviously substitute it in whenever they mention Lafayette. LE-VER-ETT! (Also it’s appropriate because no one matches my practical tactical brilliance)

Are they going to keep making Kate Middleton have a child every year until she spawns another male? Also in Jen-related-small-print news: has a surprise pregnancy ever “saved” anyone's marriage?

Don't let anyone reel you in with tales of milk and honey - Bumble is just as rubbish as Tinder.

... Egg?

nooooooo benicio why are you saying these things??? so drastically unwoke for such a sexy man

As I am a respectable member of society I shall be wearing my Victorian bathing costume, which covers both my ankles and wrists. You brazen hussies need to check yo selves.

I think I would rather wake up with a horse’s head in my bed than this guy.

Something something horse’s head

I got this a lot when I lived in South Africa. As someone who grew up knowing she was barely average looking, it was extremely weird. But yeah, in my experience some African men are all about the shiny white girl hair and are absolutely not afraid to let you know.

Personally I prefer one of those giant hoop underskirts that women used to wear in Victorian times. Sure it’s regressive, but needs must amrite?

I’m torn on this. I loved the first trailer (especially Sarah Silverman’s line “I want him to be everywhere, like oxygen - or depression”) but I’m really unimpressed with the second one that came out a few days ago.

Pretty much all his films have been awful too. Oh Taylor, why must you keep hurting me so?

You shut your whore mouth. If Oscar Issac wasn’t the Internet’s boyfriend, then Tim Riggins would be.

Oooooh, this *is* an interesting little tidbit - thanks for sharing!

She's an immortal vampire, you fools!

I’ll take Justin Theroux over Brad Pitt any day, thanks.

Interesting. I saw Whiskey Tango Foxtrot yesterday - from that I assumed she was about 35 but had looked after her skin well. There’s just something about her manner and presence that seems much more mature and confident than 25. Great film, by the way.

Obviously this is terrible, but I do thank @SJW_Syndrome (clearly a keeper) for directing me to the Wiki article on interracial marriage in the U.S. Some very interesting stats in there: Black men more likely to have a non-Black partner than Black women; least prevalent combination is Black woman / Asian American man;…

I’m more bothered that neither of the Windsor gents have their jackets buttoned. Always fasten at least the top button when standing! Also well done to Obama for remembering that the rule for the bottom button is ‘never’.